The Book of Revelation Was Never Supposed to Scare You
A free 2-hour conversation with New Testament scholar Dr. Angela Parker, Myron the Mystic, Rich Auntie, and Kristian A. Smith. The one that breaks down what Revelation actually says, versus what fear-based theology taught you.
If Left Behind books gave you nightmares as a kid.
If the word "rapture" still tightens something in your chest.
If you've quietly wondered whether the way you were taught Revelation was the only way to read it,
this conversation might be the deep breath you didn't know you needed.
For too many of us, Revelation was used as a tool to keep us in line. To make us afraid of our own questions. To convince us that suffering now was the cost of paradise later.
But Revelation is layered, symbolic, and far more complicated than most of us were ever taught. There are four scholarly ways to interpret it. Most of us only got one. And it wasn't the kind one.
Inside this recording, you'll hear:
Why Revelation might actually be a "revenge fantasy on Empire," and what that means for how we read it now
How Dr. Angela Parker, who reads the original Greek, breaks down what John was really doing
The truth about that "lukewarm" passage and why it's been weaponized against you
How the prostitute Babylon is a symbol of capitalism, not what you were told
Why the earth itself shows up as a woman in Revelation 12, and what most translators leave out
A path toward releasing the fear and reclaiming your sound mind
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